Trust me. It'll be worth it.

 

zkac:

Police Dogs are a conundrum for me because I love dogs but I hate authority

words-of-emotion:

I would stay up all night to make sure that you’re alright so tell me what goes through your mind each time you lie and say you’re fine

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

Next time someone says to you, ‘if I were you’, stop them and say ‘well you aren’t’.

Kanye West (via pikkon)

(Source: aljayright)

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

(Source: seraphica)